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| OK, I found another website with funny tee shirts.
This is another one that I found to be really funny only because I used
to "read" this character's books like every single day in fourth grade
or something.
don't worry, no swear words this time:
LINK HERE
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| The website BUSTED TEES - you ever go there? It has funny t-shirts, some of them are really really dumb, but a good bunch of them are very clever with you-have-to-be-somewhat-smart-to-get-these-jokes jokes and jokes that only kids from t he 1980s would get, so that's right up my alley!
here is one that made me laugh for a very long time, cuz it really is just so true
<<WARNING - there is foul language on this!!!>> so don't look at it if you are not prepared - but please remember that I did not come up with this design (I'm not smart enough) I just stumbled upon it.....
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| whoa it's been almost 3 months since i've touched this thing, wow does anyone even use Xanga anymore? If you do, let me know - well let's test it out with a post about some recent funny happenings:
Terence is standing outside with us at the International Buffet - holding the door open for us as we leave:
Random American Costumer: Oh are you guys closing already
Terence: Uhhh, I don't work here
Jon: ROFL
Random American Costumer: Oh Sorry
Ah I love accidental racism
School dialouge:
-wait are any of you part Asian?
+I am, can't you tell from my eyes?! <<eyes not that slanty by the way>>
-oh really, which part of Asian?
+I'm part Mongolian
-oh who was Mongolian? Grandpa?
+um, my ancestors were actually *&#^$) by Mongolians
-hey I know what you mean, that's exactly why my ancestors built a 2000 mile long wall to keep them out!
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|  <<WARNING - spoilers ahead>>
not
like you didn't already finish the book right? So I finished the new
Harry Potter last night (I think the book really needs a different
title too), I would have finished a few days earlier, but I had
something called a 12 page final paper due, so that kinda killed the
time, haha.
This last book seemed kind of rushed. First of all I was
wondering if Rowling had everything planned from the start, all the
things that she referred to in the past, although I guess most of it
were references from just book 6, so I guess it's not too hard to plan
1 book in advance, but if she had planned stuff all the way back from
book 1, then whoa, great job, but I really doubt it. Like did she
always want to make Snape the "good" guy and not reveal it until the
bitter end? eh..., I dunno, the whole thing how he actually cared for
Harry's mom? ehh....sounded a bit too like cheesy weak sauce for me.
Maybe some of the could have been left out and a prequel should be
written instead....ooooo.
Yeah so it was kinda dopey (too much like "oh
now let's have a conversation between the characters and they will ask
questions as if you were asking them and explain everything!), kinda
predictable, but after all I guess it is for kids, and they can't
figure out too much stuff...Although I did like the last battle of
course, especially when all the old buddies started showing up, like
Percy, but come one, expand on that character's restoration! And I love
McGonagall, she's a bad BEEP, and Luna, they should make a book just
about her, hahaSo I didn't get too badly spoiled on this one, not like
#4 where I stupidly spoiled myself on the internet, or book #6 where a
kid spoiled it for me "accidently" literally 10 seconds after I told
everyone not to spoil it.....but again, nothing beats book #3 for me, I
hadn't seen the movie at the time, I had read any spoilers or heard
anything, it was like best book evah! (go back and read my entries about HP from summer '06 or summer '05)
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| My two little cousins are here now in NJ, it's kinda weird because they
don't really know each other since one is on my mom's side and the
other from my dad's side, but what's ironic is that their older
siblings were both in the same position when they both came to visit us
here in NJ back in 1998, how history repeats itself....it's always fun
when little cousins are here because I've never had any younger
siblings, so I get my turn at the pleasure of terrorizing little kids,
now I know how my older brother must have felt every day with me. The
favorite thing to do for them is play video games, which basically
consists of me playing the dumb games while they watch and
cheer.....typical....this is also their first time in America, so of
course we want them to soak everything in, but of course after a long
day of tours in NYC or DC, all they want to do is come back home and
jump on my bed....go figure...
Today we salute you Mr. Kiss me I'm Irish Pin Wearer
(Mr. Kiss me I'm Irish Pin Wearer)
What would St. Patricks Day be without the rich Irish tradition of wearing a pin to beg girls to make out with you.
(The luck of the Irish)
Your cousin's, granfather's, uncle's gardner was Irish, which gives you the right the solicit affection from strangers.
(Who do you think you're fooling?)
Few men are brave enough to use a bad pickup line, only you are brave
enough to say it, put it in writing, and wear it on your chest.
(Look at ME!)
So crack open an ice cold Bud Light Mr Patty's Day pickup artist
You have high standands when it come to women, anyone who can read
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